Orson Welles explains how important he is when he talks about being a young impresario of stage and screen. Then he and Gap go sledding.

We learn how to steal things and set things on fire so we can steal things when Garrett sneaks into th show.

We learn why Scotland loves freedom when we talk to noted fighter of said freedom, William Wallace. Spoiler: He sounds nothing like Mel Gibson.

Paul Revere rides in and discusses lanterns, riding and likely some other things that Gap was too preoccupied with history to care about.

Many of our listeners have started wondering where Gap came from and the mysterious past he holds... or they would if we had listeners. So, let's explain how Gap became a thing on this special GEIA.

Writer of the Jungle Book, Rudyard Kipling gets beamed in so Gap can ask him about the crippling epidemic of singing animals.

Joseph Campbell finally comes on the show so Gap can learn about all the stages of the hero's journey and if he should really care.

To celebrate the recent advancements in human civilization, we look back at your Standard Earth Year 2014 with a panel discussion. True, the panel is composed of guests I do not particularly like, but this is all very new to me. Of course, I can travel through time, so reflection on a single year seems trivial, but it's a pursuit.

New episodes of Orbital will beam to your computer in March.