Orbital Earthcast

Gap has helped thousands of alien races solve their pointless problems. Now he brings his brand of pseudo-helpful advice to humans.

Direct download: Orbital_15_-_Calls_from_Terra_Firma_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Gap finds human understanding of science cute and thought it would fun to have Isaac Newton on the show to discuss his laws of motion. If only he had known about blizzyballs...

Direct download: Orbital_14_-_Isaac_Newton_2.mp3
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Christopher Columbus insists he discovered the East Indies and not the Americas as his critics suggested. So, against his will, we talk to him about dicovering the New World.

Direct download: Orbital_13_-_Christoper_Columbus_2.mp3
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We learn all about surrealism with the master himself, Salvador Dali. Also, we discuss the rights of stick men.

Direct download: Orbital_12_-_Salvador_Dali_2.mp3
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The infamous FSM floats by the show to discuss religious, dietary habits and pirates.

Direct download: Orbital_11_-_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.mp3
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We talk ring worlds, the Flood and possible romantic sub-plots with Cortana when Master Chief comes by the show.

Direct download: Orbital_10_-_Master_Chief.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:07pm EDT

Upon learning of the concept of zombies, Gap dreamed of making an episode devoted to them and the best ways to protect yourself from flesh-eating hordes. Today, that dream becomes reality.

Direct download: Orbital_9_-_GEIA_2__Zombies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28am EDT

Wolfgang Mozart composed symphonies, concertos and operas. But the question remains: What about jingles?

Direct download: Orbital_8_-_Mozart.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:58am EDT

On the first of our call-in shows, Gap helps beings from beyond the stars resolve their problems. See humans? Every species has their issues.

Direct download: Orbital_7_-_Calls_from_the_Void_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

Gap makes contact with Dr. Carl Sagan and finds out if his hopes for the future of humanity were justified.

Direct download: Orbital_6_-_Carl_Sagan.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:34pm EDT

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