Since so many aliens are confused by human television programming, Gap answers some questions and explains what is real and what may be exaggerated for entertainment value.

Adam Smith, author of "Wealth of Nations", explains how we can make Earth money so we can afford goods and services.

The legend himself, Link, comes by to discuss hammerspace, magical musical equipment and tips on monster slaying.

Friend of the show Grevlock stops by to explain why he hates quasars and how he plans on stopping them.

George Washington, First President of the United States of America, talks about wigs, teeth, slavery and some revolution.